The phrase “roll in the hay” comes from the days when hay was used in bedding to refer to a quickie. Now that we’ve evolved to better, more comfortable bedding materials, the phrase is just figurative. That is unless you’re lucky enough to walk into the barn and find this gorgeous twink waiting for you up in the hay loft. I would not care where he came from or why he was there, I’d just be thankful that he was there and hope that he’s up for rolling around in that hay for a while.
