When’s the last time you pondered the cell phone? What a wondrous thing they’ve become. I remember the early bricks like Zach Morris used back in the day. Then we got flip phones to the orgasmic pleasure of Trekkies everywhere who wanted their own communicators like Captain Kirk. Now we’ve got phones the size of a deck of cards with more computing power than the computers that put men on the moon. And they can multitask like a motherfucker, too! Look at this guy. He’s listening to music, chatting on Grindr and taking half naked pictures of himself to send to the guy he’s chatting with all with his phone and all at the same time!! Damn, he looks hot doing it, too…I wonder what his screen name is?
